The 14 Worst Business Fails

Having a creative, catchy and clean company name or ad could be just the ticket needed for success. But here are 14 businesses that might have missed that memo and could use Nathan Fielder’s help.

1. Pho-King

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2. Boring Middle School

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On Fridays they have Wacky Tacky Hair Day and sometimes it gets out of hand.

3. A split

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Ok, this is actually genius

4. Famous Cock Tavern

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How did it get famous?

5. Cabbages and Condoms

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I hear the duck is rubbery

6. That Remarkably Human!

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And next…the world

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They need their haircut too.


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Just what I wanted

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Guys, bring your men’s here!

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I’m confused but disgusted.

11. Cowboy Bone

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12. Crabby Dick

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I’m not a witch, I’m U

13. Monkey Ass Off The Display Case

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Oh my god, I’m so sorry… I didn’t even realize.

14. Thai tanic

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“There’s not enough spring rolls. Not enough by half.”

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