Our Favorite Fake Twitter Accounts

@midnight specializes in tearing apart real celebrity tweets. Here are some fake Twitter handles that are hilarious all on their own.

Florida Man

Follow the exploits of the world’s most hilariously terrible superhero, Florida Man! Watch him get drunk, get arrested, attack policemen with a pipe, and more!

Lord Voldemort

Who knew the Dark Lord was so snarky?

King Joffrey

The most slap-able king in Westeros takes to Twitter. We’ll never forgive what he did to Ned, but we keep reading his posts all the same.

Stealth Mountain

Twitter: @StealthMountain

An account dedicated to correcting Twitter users who write “sneak peak” instead of “sneak peek”. For the grammar Nazi in all of us.

Modern Seinfeld

Twitter: @SeinfeldToday

A look at what Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer would be up to if they were still kicking around NYC today. Who wouldn’t want to see Kramer move to Brooklyn, Newman join Anonymous, or Elaine ruin a Breaking Bad viewing party?

Helen Keller

Twitter: @The_HelenKeller

Tasteful? No. Hilarious? Yes.

80s Don Draper

Twitter: @80sDonDraper

The rare twitter account where the profile picture might actually be the funniest part. For best results, listen to The Cure or New Order while reading.

Kim Jong Number Un

Twitter: @KimJongNumberUn

Working your first job is always a bit of a learning experience. Especially when that job is being the dictator of North Korea.

Self Aware Roomba

Twitter: @SelfAwareROOMBA

Simultaneously tragic and hilarious, this handle will make you question exactly what your household appliances are thinking in their tiny robotic brains.

Common White Girl

Twitter: @CommonWhiteGirI

We all know people like this. And we all avoid them as much as possible.

Kim Kierkegaardashian

Twitter: @KimKierkegaard

For all those who felt that Kim Kardashian’s Twitter account would benefit from an infusion of existential philosophy, this one’s for you.

One Tweet Tony

Twitter: @OneTweetTony

Looks like someone took “Quit while you’re ahead” a little too literally.

Big Ben

Twitter: @big_ben_clock

The next best thing behind traveling to London. Stoners, don’t get any ideas.

The Batman

Twitter: @TheBatman

“It’s not who we are underneath, but what we Tweet that defines us.”

Nick Nolte’s Mugshot

Twitter: @Nick_Nolte

All it takes is one bad picture for the Internet to create an entire fictional alter ego for you.

Not Gary Busey

Twitter: @NotGaryBusey

Despite the fact that this is clearly NOT Gary Busey, we still like to believe that Mr. Busey is as crazy as this account is.

Tween Hobo

Twitter: @TweenHobo

Life on the streets ain’t easy, especially if you’re twelve.

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