1. When they came straight from the gym
2. When they have another agenda
3. When they're younger than they said they were
4. When they've never left their home state
5. When they have some weird dietary restriction
6. When they have something in their teeth the whole time and all you can think is...
7. When they dump you mid-meal
8. When they take you through their new treatment regimens
9. When they violate the restraining order they just told you about
10. When they talk about past relationships
11. When things escalate too quickly
12. When they're just looking for someone new to tell their sob story to
13. When they tell you you're not as good a kisser as they thought you'd be
14. When the check comes and they say...
15. When They Don't Understand It Was Just A One Night Stand
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