Hey, guess what? You're an adult.
And that means you can pretty much do whatever you want...
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You can eat junk food for breakfast...
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And you don't have to finish all of your vegetables.
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Hell, you could even eat pizza all day, every day if you wanted.
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And LAY IN YOUR BED while you gorge.
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Halloween can be any day.
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Look. You're an adult. You can listen to Blink 182 if you want.
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And if you feel like it, wear your pajamas all day!
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Have a job? With benefits? Congratulations! That means you can basically buy all those toys you wanted as a kid.
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You can even pretend to be a Ninja Turtle.
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You know what? Adults don't have to be serious.
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You shouldn't be ashamed of watching cartoons.
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Or picking out all the non-marshmallow cereal pieces.
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You can double dip your chips...
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You can pretend to be a wizard for fun.
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And on your birthday? Do whatever you please.
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If you want to write-in your own candidate when voting, by all means do it.
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You can even drink on a work night.
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And if going out at night is too much for you, sitting at home, drinking wine, and watching Netflix sounds excellent.
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You can even participate in...
Just remember that you have work on Monday.
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But remember, now that you're an adult... no one will tell you to stop playing video games at night!
