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21 Awesome Things That You Can Do Because You're An Adult

Here's something they don't tell you when you're a kid- Being an adult rocks! And the dudes from Workaholics definitely know how to have a good time. Check out their antics on Comedy Central with all new episodes on Wednesdays at 10/9c.

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Hey, guess what? You're an adult.

And that means you can pretty much do whatever you want...

(Within reason, buddy!)

1. You can eat junk food for breakfast...

2. And you don't have to finish all of your vegetables.

3. Hell, you could even eat pizza all day, every day if you wanted.

4. And LAY IN YOUR BED while you gorge.

5. Halloween can be any day.

6. Look. You're an adult. You can listen to Blink 182 if you want.

7. And if you feel like it, wear your pajamas all day!

8. Have a job? With benefits? Congratulations! That means you can basically buy all those toys you wanted as a kid.

9. Like Nerf Guns.

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10. You can even pretend to be a Ninja Turtle.

11. You know what? Adults don't have to be serious.

12. You shouldn't be ashamed of watching cartoons.

13. Or picking out all the non-marshmallow cereal pieces.

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14. You can double dip your chips...

When no one is looking...

15. You can pretend to be a wizard for fun.

16. And on your birthday? Do whatever you please.

17. If you want to write-in your own candidate when voting, by all means do it.

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18. You can even drink on a work night.

But remember...

(Just don't get tooooo crazy.)

(Just don't get tooooo crazy.)

19. And if going out at night is too much for you, sitting at home, drinking wine, and watching Netflix sounds excellent.

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Male hand using Tv remote control

20. You can even participate in...

Just remember that you have work on Monday.

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Lazy woman lying under bed covers

21. But remember, now that you're an adult... no one will tell you to stop playing video games at night!