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14 Photos Of Stephen Colbert Playing In The Puppy Bowl

Stephen Colbert in a uniform surrounded by adorable, adoptable puppies? If your heart doesn’t melt, you have no heart.

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“We're not here to sniff butt, we're here to kick butt.”
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“We're not here to sniff butt, we're here to kick butt.”

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Stephen gets tackled.
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Stephen gets tackled.

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Puppies swarm the field over quarterback Colbert.
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Puppies swarm the field over quarterback Colbert.

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Stephen calls a puppy huddle in the locker room.
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Stephen calls a puppy huddle in the locker room.

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"Excuse me, don't eat my chalk."
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"Excuse me, don't eat my chalk."

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"Alright, listen up. I don't know what the hell you think you're doing out there, but it sure as sh*t ain't football! This is the Puppy Bowl, dammit!”
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"Alright, listen up. I don't know what the hell you think you're doing out there, but it sure as sh*t ain't football! This is the Puppy Bowl, dammit!”

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"You're acting like a bunch of bitches! Now I realize some of you are actually bitches, and I apologize.”
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"You're acting like a bunch of bitches! Now I realize some of you are actually bitches, and I apologize.”

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His words inspire fear in some.
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His words inspire fear in some.

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Complete disinterest in others.
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Complete disinterest in others.

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“It all comes down to today. We can stay here and get the sh*t kicked out of us, or we can fight back.”
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“It all comes down to today. We can stay here and get the sh*t kicked out of us, or we can fight back.”

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“Huddle up, let’s go. Get in here.”
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“Huddle up, let’s go. Get in here.”

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