1. When you think you look ballin' for your date, but you forgot to wax your mustache:
2. When you spot your ex inside the restaurant that your date is taking you to:
3. When you're the last one to know it's a "friends with benefits" kind of thing:
4. When you read about "peacocking" (or some other dumb dating tip) in a women's magazine and give it a try:
5. When you get too casual too fast with your dates:
6. When your date catches you off guard and asks how old you are:
7. The morning after a regrettable night of tequila and bad decisions:
8. When you break up in the most humiliating and public way possible:
9. When your mom says you need to settle down, but she just DOESN'T GET IT, MOM.
10. When you're fighting 18 years of unrealistic expectations set by princess movies and rom-coms:
11. When you reach a place where you are completely unapologetic about your sexual needs:
12. When you realize you're pretty much in a relationship already...with your favorite takeout place:
13. When you bail on a date to have some well-deserved "me-time":
All images courtesy of Comedy Central.
Amy will always tell it like it is, so catch the new season of Inside Amy Schumer Thursdays at 10/9c starting April 21 on Comedy Central or anytime on the CC App!
