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13 Amy Schumer GIFs That Perfectly Describe Your Dating Life

The struggle is real. Amy gets it. Don't miss the new season of Inside Amy Schumer Thursdays at 10/9c starting April 21 on Comedy Central or anytime on the CC App!

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1. When you think you look ballin' for your date, but you forgot to wax your mustache:

That mustache IS ballin' tho, tbh.

2. When you spot your ex inside the restaurant that your date is taking you to:

First dates and exes do not mesh.

3. When you're the last one to know it's a "friends with benefits" kind of thing:

#awkward

4. When you read about "peacocking" (or some other dumb dating tip) in a women's magazine and give it a try:

Peacocks are just stupid birds. Who wants to be a bird?! You get to have actual human sex.

5. When you get too casual too fast with your dates:

Eh, who cares, you do you.

6. When your date catches you off guard and asks how old you are:

So you drink to forget. (But then you remember that you're AWESOME, and what is time anyway?!)

7. The morning after a regrettable night of tequila and bad decisions:

Regret nothing. Today you have learned. Tomorrow is a new day.

8. When you break up in the most humiliating and public way possible:

We've all been there, boo.

9. When your mom says you need to settle down, but she just DOESN'T GET IT, MOM.

You hear that, Mom? Mommy? Wait, come back, I need you.

10. When you're fighting 18 years of unrealistic expectations set by princess movies and rom-coms:

Then you remember that you're the princess, the dashing prince, AND the mothaf*ckin castle COMBINED.

11. When you reach a place where you are completely unapologetic about your sexual needs:

Get it, gurl.

12. When you realize you're pretty much in a relationship already...with your favorite takeout place:

Your favorite takeout place will never cheat on you. And it will always have spring rolls. And that is true love.

13. When you bail on a date to have some well-deserved "me-time":

#WorthIt

All images courtesy of Comedy Central.

Amy will always tell it like it is, so catch the new season of Inside Amy Schumer Thursdays at 10/9c starting April 21 on Comedy Central or anytime on the CC App!

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