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PSA: There is absolutely nothing worthwhile about moving out West.
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The people don't do anything exciting with their days.
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There is nothing interesting about the landscapes.
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There is absolutely no public transportation.
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The roads are congested and overused.
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Everything is brand new, so there are no cool historical buildings to visit.
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You can barely see the ocean with all the crowds packed together.
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The sunsets are boring. Seriously. Someone needs to sit 'em down and give 'em a talking to.
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And the skies mock beauty itself — day and night.
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The coast isn't breathtaking at all. So...
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There's not even gold out there anymore!
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All the houses are in little boxes and look exactly the same.
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The West is basically just an ugly, dry wasteland.
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And the deserts... What could possibly be rewarding about living in a desert?
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There is nothing impressive about sand.
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There's nothing impressive out West — period.
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Not a single city that you can really sink your teeth into.
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What could be exciting about having all that open space?
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Do you want to be surrounded by nature at every turn?!
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People out West must be bored all the time.
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