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Quiz: Are You Vegas Lancaster?

Slow down buddy. We're going to find out together if you are Vegas Lancaster from The N Crowd. Take both quizzes and find out.

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  1. 1. Do you have long hair or short hair?

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    Long hair.
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    Short hair.
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    Yes.
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    I'm looking for a barber.
  2. 2. Fill in the blank. "Sorry, I am running _____"

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    from the law.
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    a marathon.
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    for Congress.
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    10 minutes late.
  3. 3. When you have a possible issue with your car, what do you do?

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    Research a possible solution and fix it yourself.
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    Wait until additional problems make driving extremely dangerous.
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    Switch to another company car and let someone else deal with it.
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    I don't drive.
  4. 4. Are you my friend?

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    Yes.
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    Yes, you are my best friend.
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    If we aren't friends yet, we are now.
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    I assumed we were.
  5. 5. You end many of your statements by saying:

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    "I'll get right on it."
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    "Alriiiiiight."
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    "Ain't no thang."
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    "That seems doable."
  6. 6. Can you cash checks using the name of a city?

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    Yes
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    No
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    I have a cash only policy.
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    Yes, make it out to Chicago Jones, but my friends call me Cash.

Okay, so you are Vegas Lancaster. But which Vegas Lancaster are you?

You can take the quiz below to find out regardless of the results of the first quiz.

  1. 1. What is your schedule like?

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    I am on the clock sporadically throughout the month, but I know when.
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    I have to get up tomorrow for appointments.
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    I'm driving 90 minutes for 10 minutes of spotlight.
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    Hmmm.... Schedule?
  2. 2. I must have this with me at all times

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    A clipboard to take customer information.
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    Black clothes.
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    A solid 15 minutes.
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    A pleasurable pattern.
  3. 3. If I get bit, it's likely because of:

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    not being careful.
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    a misplaced cannibal joke.
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    I wasn't paying attention, it was a Boss Fight.
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    Yes anding.
  4. 4. Tonight.. I've got to:

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    hose down and wash my clothes.
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    look up the address of where I am going.
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    bring the funny.
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    do absolutely nothing. Horray!!!
  5. 5. If you wake up next to me, then quite likely:

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    we road on horseback the night before.
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    we are in North Carolina.
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    I was paid last night in drinks.
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    the gas went off entirely too early.

You can often find Vegas Lancaster with The N Crowd on Friday nights and throughout the week at open mics.

If you live in New Jersey and have a pest problem, you might just see him at Ross Environmental Solutions.

 
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