Harvard Boy’s Mom Seeks Virginity-Taker On Craigslist

A wealthy mother of a soon-to-be Harvard student would like you bone her son. Don’t worry according to her he has like, “zero body fat.” The wealthy mom, who will presumably make all your money troubles go away, has a master plan: she will purchase…

 
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