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Why You Will Never Want To Swim In A Pool Again

Pools just shouldn't exist.

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And you're REALLY screwed if Cryptosporidium is in the pool because it takes 11 days for chlorine to kill—which is now hardly effective with all the pee in the water.

Which looks a lot like snot — not to be confused with actual snot which is EVERYWHERE in pools.

Pool water gets in your sinuses causing you to produce more phlegm—eating the phlegm is optional. See above.

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