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If the Dalai Lama wasnt considered Buddha incarnate, I'd swear Keanu was. If karma is real, he's hitting enlightenment

Guess he just likes oysters a lot?

I get the feeling #17 happened because he was higher than the Empire State building. Also love how most of these are 'celebrities are entitled assholes' except for Keanu Reeves. He just apparently really likes oysters 😆

I'm offended way more by how Sia treated autistic people who were trying to educate her, and how she still openly infantlizes autistic people in interviews.

Emma Watson had no business being Belle. She can't sing and she was cast in a role originated by Paige O Hara, a Broadway star?? Hiw many actresses who have played Belle in the stage musical would've been so much better?? She was terrible and one of the worst parts of the movie.

We didn't all descend from one person though. 1-That would imply the first human reproduced asexually. 2- We definitely are descended from our pre-human ancestors like neanderthals and homo erectus

Kinda makes you rethink Patrick eating at the Krusty Krab..

And the first "I f*cked your mom" joke heard on stage

Sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.

My mom alwayw said "Dont ever say 'you complete me.' If its real love you should be saying 'you compliment me.'"