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Season Two BtVS Quotes

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  1. Snyder - "There are some things I can just smell. It's like a sixth sense." Giles - "No, actually, that would be one of the five."

  2. Oz - "You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen."

  3. Xander - "Ooo, gang, did you hear that? A bonus day of class plus Cordelia, mix in a little rectal surgery and it's my best day ever."

  4. Oz - "Uh... arm!"

  5. Giles - "Cordelia, have you ever actually heard of tact?" Cordelia - "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."

  6. Spike - "You're supposed to kill her, not leave gag gifts in her friend's beds."

  7. Giles - "I think I'm alright." Jenny - "No, your just in shock." Giles - "No, no, really, I, uh, I don't think it went in too deep. The... advantages of layers of tweed. Better than kevlar."

  8. Buffy - "Do I like shrubs?" Xander - "That's between you and your god."

  9. Willow - "Did I really hit you?" Xander - "You knocked me out." Cordelia - "Did I hit you?" Xander - "Yes! Everybody hit me!" Cordelia - "Good. I mean, good not as in 'I hate you'. I just didn't want to be left out."

  10. Giles - "Let's not jump to any conclusions." Buffy - "I didn't jump, I took a tiny step, and there conclusions were."

  11. Cordelia - "You're a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does, so you can say you did it first. And here I am scrambling for your approval when I'm way cooler than you are because I'm not a sheep. I do what I wanna do and I wear what I wanna wear

  12. Willow - "I'm probably the only girl in school with the coroner's office bookmarked in her favorite places."

  13. Spike - "It's a big rock. I can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big."

  14. Xander - "Yep, vampires are real. A lot of 'em live in Sunnydale. Will'll fill you in. Willow - "I know it's hard to accept at first." Oz - "Actually, it explains a lot."

  15. Buffy - "Do-do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or... God, even studying! But I have to save the world. Again."

  16. Angel - "Things used to be pretty simple. A hundred years, just hanging out, feeling guilty. I really honed my brooding skills. Then she comes along."

  17. Spike - "If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."

  18. Angel - "This isn't some fairytale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after." Buffy - "No, when you kiss me I wanna die."

  19. Cordelia - Is mister I'm-the-lead-singer-I'm-so-great-I-don't-have-to-show-up-for-my-date-or-even-call gonna be there?" Oz - "Yeah, you know, he's just going by 'Devon' now."

  20. Xander - "'Something weird is going on.' Isn't that our school motto?" Buffy - "Pretty much."

  21. Buffy - "Oh, I know this one! 'Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah bliddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.'"

  22. Cordelia - "It's about time our school excelled at something." Willow - "Hmm. You're forgetting our high mortality rate." Xander - "We're number one!"

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