We are the reason stadiums have plastic bottles. We are the home of the Drive, the Fumble, the Shot,and Red Right 88. You laugh when someone tells you Lake Erie isn't polluted. The Dawg Pound is heaven. We know the Browns have never played in the Super Bowl, the Indians haven't won a world series in 57 years, and the Cavs have never won the Finals, but hey we got LeBron. Our river caught on fire, not once, but 3 times. I'm from Cleveland and proud of it.