1. A white-noise sound machine with 20 settings to ensure you get a good night's sleep or work done while sharing space with a noisy roommate.
2. A linen wraparound mitt to give yourself the gift of minimal burns while transporting hot cookware. (And you'll never have to worry about losing the pair.)
3. A heavy-duty (and very beautiful, FWIW) trash can that'll open its lid when you: a) say "open can" or b) wave your hands in front of its sensor — perfect for those times when you don't have an extra hand to do it yourself.
4. A pair of aerating wineglasses for giving your cheap wine a big boost. And yourself: a new Friday night activity.
5. An eye-catching desk that'll give you a spot to be productive and creative at that is not your bed. Its clear, tempered glass top will require minimal upkeep and the bent wood shelf isn't just decorative — it'll make for a very handy cubby for things you need at the ready.
6. A Japanese gooseneck coffee kettle that'll perfect your pour-over.
7. A stainless-steel cold brew maker because — no matter what the haters may say — cold brew is a year-round beverage.
8. A mini video projector if you have an empty wall in your home and a void in your soul that MoviePass once filled.
9. A wake-up light that simulates a sunrise to help you wake up gradually and peacefully instead of in a jarring fashion.
10. A cast-iron Le Creuset Dutch oven you'll certainly be using for the long haul — no more going through cheapos in the interim.
11. A portable Bluetooth speaker that'll give you seamless home-assistant integration and the freedom to fully submerge it in up to a meter of water for 30 minutes if that is something you're into.
12. A classy bar cabinet if you've watched Sideways and know wine isn't just a beverage — it's a lifestyle.
13. A gas grill that'll get you to take advantage of your backyard (and downtime) this season.
14. An acrylic Squatty Potty to get your colon and artistic sensibility aligned.
15. A paper shredder, so you can be more careful about disposing your personal information.
16. A multipurpose chef's knife that you can use to prepare vegetables and meats alike.
17. A uniform set of airtight food storage containers to tidy up your kitchen shelves.
18. A water flosser that'll thoroughly clean all those hard-to-get nooks and crannies in your mouth. Try giving me anything less than an "A" on my next dentist check-up, I dare you!!!
19. A miracle-working air purifier to alleviate your allergies and zap all the nasty odors lingering around your house that you've been trying to ignore for the last year.
20. An Instant Pot that just might revolutionize the way you cook — and by that I mean, fewer occasions for cereal dinners. This thing is truly a lazy person's best friend.
21. An extendable coffee table to satisfy your love of all things mid-century design.
22. A very sleek heated toilet-seat bidet that'll be like, "T.P. whom?"
23. A folding three-step, steel frame stool you'll be relieved to have around so you don't resort to using a wobbly pile of books.
24. A high-def, indoor/outdoor wireless home security system that’s ridiculously easy to install, even easier to monitor, and oh, did we mention the 365-day battery life from a single charge?
25. A gas-powered, portable generator for when the lights (and everything else for that matter) go out. Eight hours of run-time will power multiple electronics from high voltage appliances to heavy-duty tools. So, yes you can still watch TV while power sanding (although we wouldn't recommend it).
26. And a monthly subscription to Quip, the beautiful and award-winning electric toothbrush with a two-minute timer to effectively remove plaque and prevent gingivitis.
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