2. A scalp massager shampoo brush for a deep and exfoliating wash that'll make you feel like you were doing it wrong this whole time.
4. A pack of cockroach gel bait if you're at wits' end and need something that'll go full Mother! on your unwelcome house guests.
5. A pack of Hershey's-brand cold brew double shots that are —wait, did I read that right? — organic.
7. 1,227 Quite Interesting Facts to Blow Your Socks Off, for an oddly delightful collection of trivia to spark conversations and .... I think, remove your socks for you?
13. A pack of gold (foil-gold, guys) playing cards to add some sparkle to your next poker tournament.
17. A handy financial planner, if one of your big resolutions in the new year is paying off all your debt.
19. And an African soap bar with shea butter, honey, and aloe vera that has restored tons of customers' damaged skin.
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