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    28 Products For Anyone Who Just Really Loves Pickles

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    1. A recipe book packed with tons of dill-icious pickle entrees.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "My nephew is: 1) a teenager; 2) impossible to shop for; 3) obsessed with pickles!!! For Christmas I made him a goodie box filled with different types of dill pickles and dill-flavored items. I needed something he'd be able to have 'forever' and I stumbled across this neat little cookbook. Yes, it's a cookbook...not a book about how to use the pickle as a household cleaner. The recipes in the book look really good too! Recipes for meatloaf, sandwich spreads, sandwiches, and even a recipe for pickles! I am now getting ready to order my own book!" —honeybeeisme

    Get it from Amazon for $2.99+ or find a copy at your local library.

    2. A Pickle of the Month subscription for the person with a refined pickle palate.

    mouth.com

    With each delivery you'll get three of the finest canned pickle assortments paired with something a little bit "offbeat" (past items have included: extra-crunchy spears with salty Old Bay seasoning and garlicky, dilly Kirbys with a hint of sweetness).

    Get a monthly subscription from Mouth for $53+ (prepay three months for $53/month, six months for $50.50/month, or twelve months for $47.75/month.)

    3. A teeny enamel pin that makes a big statement (the big statement is that pickles are good).

    etsy.com

    Promising review: "This is the cutest pin ever, its amazing! Really fast shipping too!"—Darcie Fitzgibbons

    Get it from Moguless on Etsy for $8.

    4. A pickle dishcloth to showcase the glory of pickles in all shapes and sizes.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I love the pickles — so cute! Great quality too. Wonderful housewarming gift." —Bredal

    Get it from Amazon for $16.

    5. A necklace with a mini jar attached so you can accessorize your affinity for cukes.

    etsy.com

    Get it from qminishop on Etsy for $14 (available with a linked chain or ball chain).

    6. A DIY fermentation kit to put your culinary curiosities to good use.

    uncommongoods.com

    The kit includes: a 32 fl. oz. mason jar, two silicone gaskets, an instruction manual, and ingredients.

    Promising review: "My little brother is the hardest person to shop for. He works at a vegan taco shop and loves to experiment with new foods and creating his own masterpieces. This was perfect for him in that he finds so many uses for it, whether it's making his own pickles or coming up with a twist on kimchee. I would recommend for any person with one or more of the following qualities: millennial, vegans, stoners (mmm munching on fermented foodie bits), cooks and or foodies, hippies, hipsters, and anyone who likes sauerkraut, pickles, kimchee, and other fermented products." —Mish the baker

    Get it from Uncommon Goods for $42.

    7. A plush pickle whose cuteness simply cannot be contained to a jar.

    etsy.com

    Promising review: "My oldest daughter LOVES pickles, and after searching the web high and low for an authentic-looking stuffed pickle, found this one on Etsy. Product, vendor service, and response are second to none. Absolute pleasure doing business with Jacki. Highly recommend." —tamikt1117

    Get it from plushoff on Etsy for $18.

    8. A pickle-tiled comforter that puts the comfort food in comforter sheets.

    society6.com

    Get it from Society6 for $69.99+ (available in twin-king).

    9. A pickle-shaped cookie cutter to bring the focus back to the real MVP.

    etsy.com

    Get it from TheCookieTrade on Etsy for $2+ (available in 19 sizes).

    10. A typographic print that'll read your mind with stunning accuracy.

    art.com

    Get it from Art for $11.99+ (available in two sizes and with 11+ frame options).

    11. A pack of pickle bandages for a pickle-me-up when you're in pain.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Love the pickles and the cute free gift inside! Nice having bandages that come in a tin container too! They have a good stick and stay on. Fast shipping, easy order through Amazon." —Willowu517

    Get it from Amazon for $7.78 (for 15 bandages).

    12. A musical "Pass The Pickle" game — one of the rare occasions in which you'd ever pass up a perfectly good pickle.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is such a fun toy for a group. I have used it at school with students for a game similar to musical chairs. It allows the pickle to be in control of who wins or loses. I have also used this pickle with a group of adults by filling a tray of shot glasses with different shots of liquid, like pickle juice, olive juice, lemonade, in addition to alcoholic beverages. Then, when the pickle is passed around, the one who gets caught has to drink one — their choice. Sometimes it is good but sometimes — well, you get the idea! Fun toy." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $20.99.

    13. A pickle family magnet set that deserves a spot on your fridge more than Aunt Linda's holiday card (sorry, Linda!!!).

    etsy.com

    Tag yourself! I'm the far left pickle who just realized he's a magnet with no agency.

    Get it from JustynasRoom on Etsy for $20.

    14. A Pickle Rick pocket tee for Rick & Morty heads.

    urbanoutfitters.com

    Promising review: "I bought this for my husband since he watches R&M way too much. He loved it. Also comfy. Good white tee without being obnoxious." —Daisymon

    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29 (available in S-XL).

    15. A book that offers a modern spin on classic French preserving techniques.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Purchased as a gift for someone who does this sort of thing. Recipient was totally thrilled with this book!" —Tesh

    Get it from Amazon for $16.64 or find a copy at your local library.

    16. A glass-blown ornament so you can start a very important Christmas tradition.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I wanted to start the pickle tradition and have now used this two Christmas in a row. My family has a lot of fun digging around the tree for this! The ornament itself is beautiful, the perfect size, and sparkly. I love OWC and think they make some of the best ornaments in the world. It is well made and has the fun 'history' card on every ornament. This came in a white gift box which is great for storage from year to year. I've bought a lot of OWC ornaments and this was the first one and is still my favorite. It is as described/pictured. I would buy this again without any hesitation!" —Bricker

    Get it from Amazon for $6.20.

    17. A stress-relieving putty with a very alarming name.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "I bought this as a gift for a friend with a dirty mind and a pickle obsession. Needless to say, she LOVED it! For whatever reason, I thought it would be pickle scented — it is not. But even still, it's absolutely hilarious to hear her showing people her 'Dill Dough' and asking if they'd like to play with it. Even the wording on the package is hilarious. I didn't realize that it glows in the dark until she read it on the back and that just made it even more fun. Overall, a great gag gift for someone with a great sense of humor!" —Gianna Petrone

    Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

    18. A dill-pickle-scented Shrek bubble bar you'll accidentally fall in love with.

    etsy.com

    Promising review: "The hero we don't deserve. Bar is friggin big. I split it three ways and it made beaucoup bubbles. Pickle scent is subtle." —Holly Williams

    Get it from TwootieTarte on Etsy for $7.

    19. A whole dang gallon of dill juice that'll require some dill-igent drinking.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "Love this stuff! I have Crohn’s disease so I don’t absorb nutrients like normal, specifically electrolytes. This helps with that! I freeze the pickle juice and eat it that way, it’s a super tasty treat!" —Krista M

    Get it from Amazon for $15.99.

    20. Or a pack of pickle shots for the person who's always in the mood for a pickleback (slash just really wants their cramps to be gone).

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "The stuff works for my cramps better than anything else. I am a long-distance runner and I use this just as a cramp is starting whether on the drive home from a race, or that night in bed." —Extremeliver in MN

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99 (for a 12-pack).

    21. A greeting card that is both endearing and profoundly dark.

    Etsy

    Get it from JustynasRoom on Etsy for $5.

    22. A pair of conversation-starting earrings. ("Do you like pickles?" "Yes.")

    etsy.com

    Get it from NeatEats on Etsy for $13.27+ (available with silver-plated, 925 sterling, and surgical steel).

    23. A pack of pickle-adorned lighters that'll spark joy (I didn't read Marie Kondo).

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "These are getting harder and harder to find. Thank goodness for Amazon. There are my favorite lighter...don't ask me why. This pack should last me a few years so that'll be good." —MicahO

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99 (for a six-pack).

    24. A vintage Heinz pickle pin that's tasteful and...tasty?

    etsy.com

    Promising review: "It's a cute little pickle pin! What's better than that! Came very quickly and in great shape!" —Taylor Holland

    Get it from aVintageParcel on Etsy for $2.50 (available in medium grass green, olive green, and dark forest green).

    25. A pickle pipe so you can stay as cool as a cuke.

    etsy.com

    Promising review: "I got this for my boyfriend for his birthday and he LOVED it. He’s wanted a MudHedz piece for so long, and I definitely struggled with choosing the *right* shape, but the half-sour pickle turned out to be perfect." —

    Tuesday

    Get it from MudHedz on Etsy for $38.

    26. A trio pack of farm pickles for a unique tasting experience you can't get at your local market.

    food52.com

    What you get: pickled okra, bread and butter pickles made with local Tennessee cucumbers, and chow-chow (relish made with cabbage, peppers, onions, and other fresh ingredients from Blackberry Farm).

    Get it from Food52 for $43 (for the three-pack).

    27. A pickle soap, if you've always wanted to rub a pickle on your body.

    etsy.com

    Get it from ajsweetsoap on Etsy for $6.50 (available in margarita lime or dill pickle scents).

    28. And an inflatable pool noodle, because — who cares if summer is over? — where there's a pickle, there's a way.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    Off to eat a pickle, byeeee.

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    The reviews used in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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