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    27 Creepy Products That Are Surprisingly Useful

    Because [Thom Yorke voice] you're a creeeep.

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    1. A coin bank so you can rest easy knowing you're saving money or lose sleep knowing you just fed a quarter to a cursed reptilian face.

    2. A pimple-popping toy to give you just the satisfying stress relief without the scarring that often accompanies it.

    3. A phallic bottle opener so you can be well-endowed in the kitchen.

    4. A handmade compact mirror made of dentures, because [Thom Yorke voice] you're a creeeep.

    5. A "boyfriend" body pillow that, according to some reviewers, is better than the flesh-and-bones version.

    6. A collection of upcycled baby doll parts you can use as a planter for around the home.

    7. A licking brush for your cat that is also, oddly, therapeutic for you.

    8. A pair of grassy flip-flops, if you want to experience the sensation of grass between your toes year-round. It's Fashion, look it up!!

    9. A bug catcher vacuum that sucks unwanted visitors up into a releasable vessel so you never have to get too close to them.

    10. A personalized ski mask — you upload an image and they'll print it onto the material — for a new way to keep warm during winter.

    11. A pack of 1,500 (one-thousand five hundred!) live ladybugs if you need a natural remedy to save your aphid-invaded plants.

    12. A set of mop slippers so you can get some cleaning done while you walk (or dance) around your home.

    13. A blob of fat that'll double as a fridge magnet.

    14. Some very moody porcelain cups to match your three big moods: teasing, grumpy, and "kissing."

    15. A candle molded from a real, human spine that you'll surely wax poetic about.

    16. A personalized suitcase cover with your face superimposed on it so you'll never mix up your bag with someone else's at baggage claim.

    17. A tissue box that only works as a tissue box if you reach inside of a cat's butt.

    18. Another to file under the "cat butt" category: A set of coasters to set your bevs on.

    19. A squirrel feeder that's also a unicorn head so you can get hours of magical entertainment from this dumb gag.

    20. A pack of sandwich bags with bugs on them, because you've heard of bug repellent but what about repellant for coworkers who steal your lunch out of the kitchen fridge?

    21. The Steve Buscemi/Mona Lisa crossover you've always dreamed of in the form of an intricate shower curtain.

    22. A handmade jewelry holder that has seen some stuff.

    23. An LED ballsack to hang from your bike if you get testy about reckless drivers at night.

    24. A peculiar soap in the form of a finger that might just tickle your fancy.

    25. A toilet paper spindle you can record voice notes through and shake guests to their very core with as they sit down on the john.

    26. A very warm wearable blanket — because, look, it's minimalism! Minimal human shape.

    27. And a monster colander, if cute-creepy is more your speed.

    The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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