1. A desktop wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man you'll probably be able to learn a dance move or two from while you're snowed in.
3. A candle that smells like your home state for those gloomy winter days when the nostalgia starts to kick in.
4. A Moog synth vinyl record from the '70s designed to help houseplants grow — and happy plants make happy people!
5. Mike's Hot Honey, the tasty and versatile condiment that'll give all of your blah meals — sweet or savory — a much-needed kick.
6. The Fart Launcher 3000 to pass the time by passing gas — via a "stink cartridge" and blasted upwards of 10 feet away.
9. A mini bonsai tree reflection pool to calm your nerves — dunno about you but I'm feeling zen just looking at it.
12. A lovably disturbing "Fuggler" plush toy that'll take your mind off your troubles for a minute while you figure out what is going on with this guy's face.
13. A microwave- and dishwasher-safe mug for your reluctant pivot back to hot (non-cold brew) coffee.
15. An electric pour-over kettle you'll definitely want to leave out on the kitchen counter for all to see.
16. An Instant Pot to revolutionize the way you cook — and by that I mean, fewer reasons to blow your cash on takeout (and brave the storm).
17. A massage ball that'll help you destress after a long day, and also probably make a lot of friends.
18. A luxurious foam spa pillow with seven suction cups that cling to your tub to give your shoulders and neck some much-needed orthopedic support when you're kicking back.
19. A pimple-popping toy to give you just the satisfying stress relief without the scarring that often accompanies it.
21. And a countertop garden to give your kitchen some nice ornamental greenery and a hefty supply of herbs and veggies for your next homemade meal. (If you don't get the chance to experience any sort of greenery outside or use your outdoor garden.)
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