1. When it comes to foreplay, cheese talk is fair game.
2. Nosebleeds can be thwarted by a certain female toiletry.
3. Table etiquette is optional.
4. Self-encouragement is the best antidote for self-doubt.
5. Chicks dig male pattern baldness.
6. In the dating game, there's a proportional relationship between the quality of a woman's ass and the quality of man's face.
7. Heels have two very specific, slightly sinister functions.
8. A positive attitude can cure the most awkward of high-five fails.
Approach your next high-five burn with Sebastian Hastings's positivity and nonchalance, and you'll be laughing!
9. Beauty is only skin deep.
10. A certain allergy can save you from P.E. class for the rest of your days.
11. And the heart wants what the heart wants.
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