Repeatedly Tasering Pregnant Women is OK, Says Court
A court has ruled three police officers innocent of using excessive force after they Tasered a visibly pregnant woman pulled over for a speeding ticket. Run that by me again? What is it about “shooting electricity into a fetus” that sounds reasonable?
9 Kids Charged After Bullied Classmate Commits Suicide
In January, Phoebe Prince, 15, hung herself from a stairwell in her family home. A prosecutor claims the taunting and physical threats from nine teenagers pushed the young girl to take her own life. Another boy, 11, took his life in nearby Springfield last year after also facing fierce bullying.
Email 7 Common Survival Tactics (that Will Get You Killed)
Most of us like to think we'd make it through many life-threatening situations just fine. After all, you've seen the Discovery channel, you've watched disaster movies and you've got a good logical head on our shoulders. You should be just fine, right? But that's like thinking you'll be good in a fight because you've watched a Jackie Chan movie; whatever "techniques" you think you've learned are more likely to get your dumb ass killed.
Conan O’Brien On Fox: Pros Vs. Cons
The Late Night scrap-up has undoubtedly been one of the most fun public battles between multi-millionaires since John Jacob Astor and J.D. Rockefeller dueled on national radio with giant bags of money. But when the dust settles, our beloved Coco must find a new home and one particular network, Fox, is frothing at the mouth for the coup. What would a Foxy Conan look like, and should we care? Let's weigh the pros and cons.
Kids Predict Future - Superhero Cats, Unicorns and Explosions
Recently I read an article on what children predicted the world might look like in 10 years. I thought I’d ask my own children. Clearly it will be an awesome place where hobos ride on Pegasus and all the world’s bad guys will explode simultaneously. Way better than any James Cameron epic.
A Special Environmental Message from Mr. T
Hey sucka. That's right, this is Mr. T. Yeah, I still exist. Mr. T's taking a break from pitying fools and looking for paying work to yell at you about sustainability. What, you don't think Mr. T knows about sustainability? Then you don't know Mr. T. Here is some other stuff you don’t know about Mr. T:
Stepfather Sticks 50 Needles in Toddler Son’s Body Out of “Spite”
A 2-year-old boy is recovering after four of the most dangerous needles embedded into his body were removed by surgeons in Brazil. The aforementioned needles were found in the boy’s lung and near his heart. His stepfather sits in jail for forcing the implements into his son.
35 Reasons Why You Should Own a Dragon
The holidays have arrived, and when it comes to gifts, you probably have a lot of things on your wish list. All of these desired items, in your mind, are going to somehow make your life significantly more awesome. Maybe you're right, but chances are, there is one thing missing from your list that you haven't even thought of. Let's not even mince words here. Have you asked anyone for a dragon? If not, you are f***ing up. Here's 35 reasons why