The greatest F-U from a writer to his employer ever.
A court has ruled three police officers innocent of using excessive force after they Tasered a visibly pregnant woman pulled over for a speeding ticket.
Run that by me again? What is it about “shooting electricity into a fetus” that sounds reasonable?
In January, Phoebe Prince, 15, hung herself from a stairwell in her family home. A prosecutor claims the taunting and physical threats from nine teenagers pushed the young girl to take her own life. Another boy, 11, took his life in nearby Springfield last year after also facing fierce bullying.
Peeps. Good ‘ol wholesome, tasteless peeps. Easter would just be “Jesus day” without ‘em.
But some out there, some with too much time on their hands and clearly an abundance of peeps have transformed them into so much more. Funny, scary, evil, terrible things.
In casting the next in its Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney has requested casting directors only send actresses with, “real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”
Yes, I know. I’ve been posting a lot of movie and pop culture stuff recently. Is it my fault that there has been a swell of awesomeness as of late? Yes, it probably is. Anywho:
from liquid cereal to hallucinogenic pancakes
Pang Ya is only two and yet, at 90 pounds, she weighs as much as the average adult Chinese woman.
A viral video of a school girl giving impromptu birth on a football field has been ripped off of You Tube for it’s shocking content. In the video, school kids flip out as a young woman pops a baby out on the 50 yard line, with graphic detail.
Shel Silverstein worked for Playboy? Dr. Seuss was a racist?
Would you take your toddler to a bar? Two bloggers butt heads in this Smackdown.
Most of us like to think we’d make it through many life-threatening situations just fine. After all, you’ve seen the Discovery channel, you’ve watched disaster movies and you’ve got a good logical head on our shoulders. You should be just fine, right?
But that’s like thinking you’ll be good in a fight because you’ve watched a Jackie Chan movie; whatever “techniques” you think you’ve learned are more likely to get your dumb ass killed.
The Late Night scrap-up has undoubtedly been one of the most fun public battles between multi-millionaires since John Jacob Astor and J.D. Rockefeller dueled on national radio with giant bags of money. But when the dust settles, our beloved Coco must find a new home and one particular network, Fox, is frothing at the mouth for the coup. What would a Foxy Conan look like, and should we care? Let’s weigh the pros and cons.
Recently I read an article on what children predicted the world might look like in 10 years. I thought I’d ask my own children.
Clearly it will be an awesome place where hobos ride on Pegasus and all the world’s bad guys will explode simultaneously. Way better than any James Cameron epic.
Right now you might be headed to the video store (those still exist, right?) to pick up a couple movies to tide over the fam over the holiday. Everybody has their favorites, but here are 20 to avoid.
A 2-year-old boy is recovering after four of the most dangerous needles embedded into his body were removed by surgeons in Brazil. The aforementioned needles were found in the boy’s lung and near his heart. His stepfather sits in jail for forcing the implements into his son.
The holidays have arrived, and when it comes to gifts, you probably have a lot of things on your wish list. All of these desired items, in your mind, are going to somehow make your life significantly more awesome. Maybe you’re right, but chances are, there is one thing missing from your list that you haven’t even thought of. Let’s not even mince words here. Have you asked anyone for a dragon? If not, you are f***ing up. Here’s 35 reasons why
29-year-old Teka Adams is recovering from an emergency birth after a Maryland woman held her captive for days and attempted to cut the fetus out of her stomach.