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6 Restaurant Dishes Too Pretentious For Their Own Good

Listen, I love food. I would leave my boyfriend for the perfect burger and fry combo, but some dishes need to take a serious chill pill.

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1. Grilled Beef Belly and Abalone Mushroom

What is this, a Kate Moss portion? If you need me, I'll be at a taco truck.
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What is this, a Kate Moss portion? If you need me, I'll be at a taco truck.

2. Truffled Grilled Cheese and Camp Fire Ice Cream

I don't understand any of this.
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I don't understand any of this.

3. Redwood Ice, Almond Praline, Red Currant, Orange Blossom and Jasmine.

Get over yourself jasmine bubbles!
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Get over yourself jasmine bubbles!

4. Chicken Leg

Go home Frissee lettuce, you make no sense here.
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Go home Frissee lettuce, you make no sense here.

5. Bone Marrow

Excuse me, I've got a bone to naw on like a wild dog. Guh.
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Excuse me, I've got a bone to naw on like a wild dog. Guh.

6. Whatever this is....

Uh, waiter. I think my pea soup has gone bad.
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Uh, waiter. I think my pea soup has gone bad.

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For now I will be dreaming of a simpler time when food made sense.

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