10 Things Basic White Guys Do

You thought only white girls could be basic? Think again.

1. Love Emma Watson

Wow! Original choice. Take a number.

2. Wear Khaki Shorts

Optionally paired with black socks. #GQfail

3. Eat Protein Powder (errryday)

No whey...ya whey. #Gainz

4. Play Fantasy Football

Not only play, but allow it to consume your real life/conversations. FANTASY football. I repeat...FANTASY. Not even Pete Carroll can cherry pick a team.

5. Do 'No-Shave November'

Congrats! You grew a lawn on your face, thereby destroying any chance of making new friends while increasing the odds that you will be arrested.

6. Watch the Notebook

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Your life is never going to happen like this and you will never look like Ryan Gosling. Probably stop admitting to watching this 'movie.'

7. Drink Gatorade.

Only LeBron James can get away with this because he actually plays sports.

8. Use a Drawstring Backpack

This was okay when you were 7 and played rec soccer and ate orange slices at halftime. Not anymore.

9. Wear Basketball Jerseys

Aaaaaand you've probably never played basketball in your life. No, 'knockout' does not count.

10. Driving Crappy Cars

You might call it your whip, but it's still crap. Oh a spoiler?? Bonus Basic Points for you.