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    "Princesses: Long Island" Deserves To Be Renewed Because Bravo Owes It To Us

    Hear our plea! The first season of Princesses: Long Island has just ended, and Bravo isn't even setting up a Reunion special where the girls can air the same grievances again?

    Dear Bravo TV,

    (AKA Andy "Mazel" Cohen)

    We are here today to discuss why you MUST renew "Princesses: Long Island."

    You really owe us, Bravo.

    Because you didn't renew "Gallery Girls."

    There is still no word about a second season of "Newlyweds" and it's making us nervous.

    RIP "NYC Prep." You also were taken from us far too soon.

    I mean, look at this face. Who wouldn't want to watch a second season starring these cross-eyes?

    You've even been so irrational as to give Tamra a wedding special.

    Really, Bravo? REALLY?

    But before we go any further, I'd also like to thank you, Bravo.

    You heard me. THANK YOU, BRAVO.

    Thank you for renewing "Vanderpump Rules," the ultimate not-so-guilty pleasure...

    ...because where the hell would we be if we didn't have the prospect of more Stassi time???

    And THANK YOU BABY JESUS for the return of Reza and the other Shahs for season 3.

    They're fucking crazy, but we love it.

    But back to the point.

    Here are the reasons why we need these crazy Jewish girls back in our DVR schedule.

    1. Erica's Jew-ish one-liners

    2. Honesty by Ashlee

    3. Chanel's pursuit to be loved, betrothed and impregnated

    4. Ashlee's running black mascara

    5. Amanda's Drink Hanky

    6. Erica "Hottest Girl in Long Island" Gimbel

    7. Babs

    8. The opening Jewish proverbs

    9. JEFF

    10. Ashlee's "Help. Me." moment

    11. This. What the hell is this...

    12. Dating by Ashlee

    13. Close-ups of the Jeff & Amanda's promise ring

    14. Boring Casey and Joey

    15. Chanel constantly saying she can't deal with everyone, but then simultaneously getting in everyone's business

    16. Ashlee's dad

    17. MORE JEFF - GIVE US MORE JEFF

    In conclusion, bring on the manischewitz, and BRING ON MORE PRINCESSES.

    Or else, we'll be like...