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    The First Cats In Sinks Post Of '17

    It's black and white, we love cats. Someone had to start the year off properly with a cats in sinks post. You didn't know you needed one, but you DO.

    Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience. -Pam Brown

    A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. -Anonymous

    In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have not forgotten this. -Terry Pratchett

    A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor. -Arthur Bridges

    The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal – or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. -Elizabeth Peters

    People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. -Faith Resnick

    Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -Mary Bly

    Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. -Roger Caras

    An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. -Carl Van Vechten

    When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even. -Percy Bysshe Shelley

    If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. -Terry Pratchett

    My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress. -P.C. Cast

    It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. -Cynthia E. Varnado

    I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time. -Neil Gaiman

    One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it’s affection, the taste or a trial run for the jugular. -Helen Thomson

    As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. -Ellen Perry Berkeley

    Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. -Missy Dizick