Colonel Meow Claims New Star Wars Movie Needs A Darth Meow

Recent auditions may not have gone well. Colonel Meow reportedly had “improved upon passages from Darth Vader’s inferior performances”. Rumor is JJ Abrams was taken to the hospital soon after with symptoms described as “constriction of the throat”. Meow was heard to hiss, “I found his lack of faith disturbing”.

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