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    These Are The 23 Funniest Lines From The Marvel Films And No One Can Tell Me Otherwise

    Let's relive the good times one last time.

    1. "Make a move, Reindeer Games."

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    Let's be honest, Tony's nicknames were the best part of Avengers. (Looking at you, Point Break.)

    2. "I don't know if you've been in a fight before, but there's not usually this much talking."

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    Popular opinion: Peter's fight scene in Germany was the best part of Civil War. Good job, Underoos.

    3. "Does anybody have any orange slices?"

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    Scott Lang's request for some orange slices after the greatest superhero fight in Marvel history was a total mood.

    4. "That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."

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    Just minimize that page, dude.

    5. "This drink; I like it! Another!"

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    Today we learned that some cultural norms don't work as well on other planets.

    6. "Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"

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    Shakespeare in the park? More like Stark in the park.

    7. "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

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    As a wise Drax once said: "metaphor."

    8. "Language."

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    The star-spangled man with a plan doesn't have time for your profanity.

    9. "Let's do 'Get Help.'"

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    It really is a classic, even though Loki may hate it.

    10. “We're just like Kevin Bacon.”

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    When it comes to making women swoon or lifting morale, there's nothing better than recounting the story of Footloose and its fearless protagonist Kevin Bacon.

    11. "Baskin-Robbins always finds out!"

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    If there's one thing we learned from Ant-Man, it's that Baskin-Robbins always finds out.

    12. "Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards."


    We know it was all performance issues, but seriously Banner, you're ruining Tony's street cred.

    13. "It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel."

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    Thor is no dude; he's a handsome, muscular man... Stop massaging his muscles, Gamora!

    14. "Hang on a second before you go swinging those jazz-hands around, making a mess in your friend’s house! And it’s a lovely home."

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    The entire cast of Captain Marvel needs to be protected, especially Goose.

    15. "I am Groot."

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    If there's one thing we've learned about precious Groot, it's that he's going to do everything he can with 100% heart and 0% comprehension.

    16. "He's a friend from work!"

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    Thor's enthusiasm over reuniting with the Hulk was crushed just as fast as he was into the ground. Yes, Loki, that's how it feels.

    17. “The real question is what are THOSE?”

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    If ripping into each other's fashion choices isn't part of being a sibling, I don't know what is.

    18. “I told you, I don’t want to join your super secret boy band.”

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    The Avengers would be a pretty cool band name though.

    19. "No, Spider-Man isn't a party trick! Look, I'm just gonna be myself." "Peter, nobody wants that!"

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    Poor Peter should've brought a fedora like Ned instead of his Spider-Man suit.

    20. "What’s this? My mantra?" "The Wi-Fi password. We’re not savages."

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    It's 'shamballa' my friends.

    21. "Kick names, take ass."

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    Yes, that's exactly what they do.

    22. "The sun is going down."

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    What used to be a heartfelt appeal to Bruce Banner's humanity by Natasha quickly dissolved into a panicked mantra from Thor to keep Banner from Hulking out.

    23. “So, your body’s changing. Believe me, I know how that feels.”

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    Captain America's mini speeches throughout Spider-Man: Homecoming were too good for this world.

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