The 8 Types Of Subway Riders We Love To Hate

Everyday many people ride public transportation. We have all been guilty of these titles but it’s time to call some people out!

8. The Doorman

You all know that one person who will not budge out of the doorway. They have planted a flag and refuse to move.

7. The Hoarder

Simply put, they bring too much stuff on the Metro. Rent a zip car already, the Metro is not your sherpa!

6. The Packer

This rider will push his or herself into a metro when it is clearly packed. He/She cannot wait one minute for the next train and instead decides to risk a limb to smash into a packed Metro car.

5. The Musician

This DJ blasts his phone. Dude, get some ear phones! Or at least wear the badge with pride, and put a full-on boombox on your shoulder!

4. The Multitasker

We admire the ability to multitask and we hope you are able to explain this very useful skill in a job interview. But please shave your face/legs, clip your finger nails, and change your pants prior to departing your residence. Unless it’s no-pants day, in which this is acceptable and we applaud you.

3. The Pole Rider

When you spoon the pole or hug it like your first-born, no one else can use it, and short people who can’t reach the stupid little straps along the top bar start falling like domino’s. This affects everyone.

2. The Talker

This rider willfully inflicts an involuntary conference call with 30 of their not so closest friends. The script generally goes something like “hello… are you there? hello?”.

1. The Occupier

Taking up two or more spots so nobody can sit next to them. We thought the occupy movement was about inclusion?

BONUS: The Senator

Congressional approval. (Senator Rand Paul)

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