I didn’t get to see it but one night while face timing during early potty training days, my nephew pooped in the tub so bad that it made my sister (and then me) gag.
I’m like 250lbs and on antidepressants so going out and getting my needs “met” has been a struggle. So to feel good I just do it myself! If you can’t f*** yourself, how in the hell you gonna f*** somebody else?!
I’m Bi, for guys it was Orlando Bloom being a pirate and for the ladies it was Katy Perry talking about macking on other ladies. And now they’re getting married! Dream come true?
The whole sequence when Dale and Saul are in the woods on Pineapple Express! They’re completely hysterical during the “chase” and in the morning the discussion about the dead car battery has me in tears!
I was close to turning 19 when I found out I was about 8 weeks pregnant by my ex boyfriend. I panicked and watched True Blood that night. I was definitely always pro choice so I had no difficulty deciding that was the route I was going to take. At the time there was a clinic in my…
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