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11 Ways To Make The Holidays Epic

If you're home for the holidays, make it memorable. Indulge in the holidays with Clos du Bois Wines!

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1. Make a tree out of food.

No one likes dragging the tree to the curb. Now, no one has to.
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No one likes dragging the tree to the curb. Now, no one has to.

2. Make people earn their presents by completing a series of physical challenges.

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Bring it.

3. Take your snowman to the next level.

No, literally. Make it several stories tall.
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No, literally. Make it several stories tall.

4. Add an adorable baby animal.

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Cute sweater NOT optional.

5. Cover every inch of the ceiling with mistletoe.

Aww, yeah.
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Aww, yeah.

6. Dress up.

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This is the last year you can do this dance and still be "topical."

7. Play musical chairs to determine who gets seats at dinner.

Losers sit at the kid's table, which is completely devoid of wine and, apparently, manners.
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Losers sit at the kid's table, which is completely devoid of wine and, apparently, manners.

8. When family asks about your year, sound more impressive by reciting the plot to a recent blockbuster movie.

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"Me? I WAS enjoying surviving a death match against 23 of my peers, but then I realized I was the figurehead for a revolution, which made me a target for the government, so I got sent to ANOTHER death match against 23 of my peers..."

9. Tell your younger relatives that elves are bad children forced into indentured servitude.

Then take them to get photos with Santa.
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Then take them to get photos with Santa.

10. Clear out your board of crafty baked goods.

Make them, make them all.

11. Photograph your pets in cute costumes and become internet famous.

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The internet loves cats, guys. LOVES 'em.

Please enjoy our wines responsibly. Clos du Bois, Geyserville, CA