1. Whiten the grout on tile floors (and in tile showers) with a solution of bleach and warm water and a scrub brush:

2. Clean your walls (for once) with a mop and a standard cleaner:

3. And while you're at it, wipe down your kitchen cabinets:

4. Buff your faucets with wax paper to prevent water marks:


Not only will your faucets actually shine, but the wax will repeal water to prevent future spots (so you can go back to being lazy once your family leaves).
6. Freshen your sofa by sprinkling it with baking soda and vacuuming:

7. Steam-clean your microwave with lemons and water:

8. De-mold your tub and shower curtain with a little bleach and water in a spray bottle:

9. Dust horizontal blinds with a lonely sock:

10. Degrease your stove and burners with just soap and water:

11. Clean your (literally) crumby toaster:

12. Whiten your yellow pillows in the laundry:

13. Do a 20-minute fridge cleanse:
