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What Easton 7 Roach Are You?

Everybody wants to be a Roach...but which Roach are you?

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  1. How do you feel about man buns?

    LOL!!!! No.
    a solid yyyyyyaaaAAASSSSSS!!!
    I'd be into it...
    Spence?
    Honestly...sometimes tasteful.
    CUT IT OFF
    *eyes emoji*
    Only on my boyfriend
    If I'm drunk enough
    yeah, I mean...if you're into that
    If it ain't Quincy, I don't want it.
  2. It's 2 AM on a school night. Where you at?

    2 AM? I went to bed 7 hours ago.
    I'm in the lounge, studying.
    I'm taking a shower, and then I'm going to try to start a load of laundry.
    I'm in Leyeka's room.
    Wishfully sleeping, bitch.
    The goddamn f*cking lounge, like usual.
    I've slept for most of today, so I'm gonna stay awake and play on my phone for just a little longer before I go to sleep.
    Playing Uno in the lounge, and winning.
  3. It's finally Halloweek!! What's the first costume you whip out?

    Sexy Referee
    Sexy Referee
    #Basic
    #Basic
    Colonial Temptress
    Colonial Temptress
    Avocado
    Avocado
    Clown
    Clown
    Bee
    Bee
    Chance the Rapper
    Chance the Rapper
    Playboy Bunny
    Playboy Bunny
    DIY that shit
    DIY that shit
    Sexy Athlete
    Sexy Athlete
    Wednesday Adams
    Wednesday Adams
  4. Drama time!

    I"ve got 34257 micro-hickeys scattered across my neck and my parents are coming to visit this weekend.
    My conservative roommate walked in on me and my boyfriend.
    I'm addicted to 5-hour energy (extra strength).
    Niall Horan dropped a song and I can't breathe.
    I have no drama but you can bet your ass I'm filming everybody else's. Jk, I'm a vegan, that's dramatic enough.
    I'm functioning on a total of 6 hours of sleep, acquired in separate intervals.
    I was the first on the floor to shatter my computer screen.
    I've had the plague for 84 years.
    My roommate doesn't exist but when she does there is Tension.
    It's been weeks and we still haven't watched Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.
    My fake ass friends don't buy me fuckin' milkshakes.
  5. You're walking back alone from zumba...when a clown jumps out of the bushes. WHAT DO YOU DO?

    Pull out your phone and take a selfie...then sprint for your life.
    Make a gurgling noise and curl up into a ball.
    Record the entire encounter on snapchat. If you die, at least you'll be immortalized through these 10 seconds.
    Snap a discreet photo or two from behind a bush.
    Scream bloody murder.
    Collapse to the ground crying.
    Pass the fuck out.
    Stand there and laugh while brainstorming all the memes that can come out of this situation. Then that clown boutta catch these hands.
    A clown can't approach you outside if you're asleep in bed.
    If I'm dead, my student loans are pardoned.
  6. Pick an honorary Roach:

    Drake
    Alex
    Anna Kendrick
    Niall ("she's turning legal" Niall)
    Steve Rogers
    Any cute boy
    My dog
    Will
    Donald Trump
    Literally any clown
    Marquis
  7. What kind of party animal are you?

    Zebra.
    Zebra.
    Sloth.
    Sloth.
    Duck-billed Platypus.
    Duck-billed Platypus.
    Cheetah.
    Cheetah.
    Pomeranian.
    Pomeranian.
    Sea Turtle.
    Sea Turtle.
    Blue Tang.
    Blue Tang.
    Dolphin.
    Dolphin.
    Lemur.
    Lemur.
    Dragon.
    Dragon.
    Leopard Panther
    Leopard Panther
  8. How many classes have you missed this semester?

    None! And it's going to stay that way.
    I can't answer that question at the moment because I'm currently sleeping through my first class.
    Only one or two, really.
    I haven't been to a math lecture in 2 weeks.
    I've been pretty strategic about choosing which classes to go to. Or not to go to.
    Only when the plague's got me down.
    Rain, snow, hail, and sleet couldn't stop me from getting to class on time.
    I may spend most of my day sleeping, but surprisingly, I manage to get to almost all of my classes.
    What even is Bio?
  9. Tell us a bit about your living situation.

    Living alone is great.
    Forced triples are awesome! Especially when there's a dresser in the middle of the room like an island!
    My roommate is MIA 24/7 except for when it's floorgy time.
    My roommate is asleep.
    My roommates and I didn't sign the roommate agreement until last week.
    My roommate is literal sunshine, which is great for my cactus plants.
    I'm so lucky to have the most amazing roommate ever! Wow, what did I do to deserve her?
    I met my roommate online and neither of us are suffering from sleep deprivation because we both go to bed at 8PM sharp.
    My nighttime lullaby is my roommate's boyfriend typing on his computer over FaceTime.
  10. Pick a roach:

    Buddy Roach
    Buddy Roach
    Princess Unicorn Roach
    Princess Unicorn Roach
    Snoozing Roach
    Snoozing Roach
    Roly Poly Roach
    Roly Poly Roach
    Bold Roach
    Bold Roach
    Versace Roach
    Versace Roach
    Derp Roach
    Derp Roach
    Hungry Roach
    Hungry Roach
    Dramatic Roach
    Dramatic Roach
    Loyal Roach
    Loyal Roach
    Roach Egg
    Roach Egg

What Easton 7 Roach Are You?

You got: Amanda

GOLD STAR

Amanda
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You got: Chloe

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Chloe
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You got: Sarah

OI OI

Sarah
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You got: CoCo

#It'sLit

CoCo
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You got: Naa Koshie

...zzzzzzz....

Naa Koshie
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You got: Clodagh

Well...better luck next time.

Clodagh
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You got: Alison

YAY!!!

Alison
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You got: Carolyn

2 cool 4 skool

Carolyn
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You got: Hannah
Hannah
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You got: Julia

heh heh heh heh

Julia
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You got: Monet

Do you wanna fight.

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