LOL!!!! No.a solid yyyyyyaaaAAASSSSSS!!!I'd be into it...Spence?Honestly...sometimes tasteful.CUT IT OFF*eyes emoji*Only on my boyfriendIf I'm drunk enoughyeah, I mean...if you're into thatIf it ain't Quincy, I don't want it.
2 AM? I went to bed 7 hours ago.I'm in the lounge, studying.I'm taking a shower, and then I'm going to try to start a load of laundry.I'm in Leyeka's room.Wishfully sleeping, bitch.The goddamn f*cking lounge, like usual.I've slept for most of today, so I'm gonna stay awake and play on my phone for just a little longer before I go to sleep.Playing Uno in the lounge, and winning.
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I"ve got 34257 micro-hickeys scattered across my neck and my parents are coming to visit this weekend.My conservative roommate walked in on me and my boyfriend.I'm addicted to 5-hour energy (extra strength).Niall Horan dropped a song and I can't breathe.I have no drama but you can bet your ass I'm filming everybody else's. Jk, I'm a vegan, that's dramatic enough.I'm functioning on a total of 6 hours of sleep, acquired in separate intervals.I was the first on the floor to shatter my computer screen.I've had the plague for 84 years.My roommate doesn't exist but when she does there is Tension.It's been weeks and we still haven't watched Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates.My fake ass friends don't buy me fuckin' milkshakes.
Pull out your phone and take a selfie...then sprint for your life.Make a gurgling noise and curl up into a ball.Record the entire encounter on snapchat. If you die, at least you'll be immortalized through these 10 seconds.Snap a discreet photo or two from behind a bush.Scream bloody murder.Collapse to the ground crying.Pass the fuck out.Stand there and laugh while brainstorming all the memes that can come out of this situation. Then that clown boutta catch these hands.A clown can't approach you outside if you're asleep in bed.If I'm dead, my student loans are pardoned.
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None! And it's going to stay that way.I can't answer that question at the moment because I'm currently sleeping through my first class.Only one or two, really.I haven't been to a math lecture in 2 weeks.I've been pretty strategic about choosing which classes to go to. Or not to go to.Only when the plague's got me down.Rain, snow, hail, and sleet couldn't stop me from getting to class on time.I may spend most of my day sleeping, but surprisingly, I manage to get to almost all of my classes.What even is Bio?
Living alone is great.Forced triples are awesome! Especially when there's a dresser in the middle of the room like an island!My roommate is MIA 24/7 except for when it's floorgy time.My roommate is asleep.My roommates and I didn't sign the roommate agreement until last week.My roommate is literal sunshine, which is great for my cactus plants.I'm so lucky to have the most amazing roommate ever! Wow, what did I do to deserve her?I met my roommate online and neither of us are suffering from sleep deprivation because we both go to bed at 8PM sharp.My nighttime lullaby is my roommate's boyfriend typing on his computer over FaceTime.
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What Easton 7 Roach Are You?
Well...better luck next time.
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