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1. Your education is his top priority.
2. He settles up when it's his turn to buy beer.
3. He totally believes you were home by curfew last night.
4. Sometimes he questions parenthood.
5. He's a smart guy, but he occasionally states the obvious.
6. ... more than occasionally.
7. And more often than not, the technology he loves turns on him.
8. The dude does know the number one way to Mom's heart: painting his chest.
9. He wants you to feel good about yourself.
10. And he cares about your feelings, especially your body image issues.
11. He's just being honest.
12. And he can THROW DOWN for the good of the family.
13. So keep your cool, and don't let him see you make this face.
14. Because he's not big on corporal punishment - except OMG, JOFFREY.
15. But in all seriousness, the dude is wise beyond his years.
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