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London Firefighters Want You To Be Safe Getting Your "50 Shades Of Grey" On

Their top tip? Don't force it on.

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With 50 Shades of Grey bringing kink to the masses, the London Fire Brigade shared some very special tweets about safety in the bedroom.

Kid you not! Stars are out for #FiftyShadesofGrey & we're back from removing a man’s penis ring, stuck on for 2 days #FiftyShadesofRed 1/3

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

Kid you not! Stars are out for #FiftyShadesofGrey & we're back from removing a man’s penis ring, stuck on for 2 days #FiftyShadesofRed 1/3

11:06 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Firefighters had to use pedal cutters to remove a ring from a man's penis.

We’re not giving the location but he's fine if a little bit sore. We used these to get it off #FiftyShadesofRed 2/3

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

We’re not giving the location but he's fine if a little bit sore. We used these to get it off #FiftyShadesofRed 2/3

11:07 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

It was the fifth penis ring removal incident in the past year, London Fire said.

We’ll have to add one more to our chart. Read all about our #FiftyShadesofRed campaign http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX 3/3

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

We’ll have to add one more to our chart. Read all about our #FiftyShadesofRed campaign http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX 3/3

11:08 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Firefighters often respond to emergencies involving the "removal of objects from people" or "people from objects" — they cost taxpayers more than $200,000 a year.

Top Tips: 1 Don't force it on 2 Keep the keys handy 3 Use some common sense #FiftyShadesofRed http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

Top Tips: 1 Don't force it on 2 Keep the keys handy 3 Use some common sense #FiftyShadesofRed http://t.co/r4Mu5pPbSX

8:32 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

To reiterate: Don't force it on — or in.

Ever looked at an empty bottle & thought I wonder if my penis will fit? A man did. He was mistaken. #FiftyShadesofRed

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

Ever looked at an empty bottle & thought I wonder if my penis will fit? A man did. He was mistaken. #FiftyShadesofRed

10:33 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

And use some common sense.

A man putting his tackle in a vacuum was just one of the #FiftyShadesofRed incidents we've attended #preyforHenry

London Fire Brigade@LondonFireFollow

A man putting his tackle in a vacuum was just one of the #FiftyShadesofRed incidents we've attended #preyforHenry

9:16 AM - 12 Feb 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Claudia Koerner is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Los Angeles.

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