8 Reasons Why Classic FM's John Suchet Is Classier Than Ron Burgundy

Don't act like you're not impressed.

This is John Suchet.

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We took one look at his perfectly coiffed hair and his history of impeccable news broadcasting and decided that he was a bigger deal than Anchorman's Ron Burgundy...

1. John Suchet has an entire studio of emotion

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Ron Burgundy only has a glass case of emotion.

2. John Suchet has written many leather-bound books

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Ron Burgundy just 'has' many leather-bound books.

3. John Suchet would win in a news team fight, hands down

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The combined presenting might of Nicholas Owen, Charlotte Green, Aled Jones and Alan Titchmarsh will see the sewers run red with Burgundy's blood. Get ready for a Classic takedown…

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4. John Suchet is a consummate professional and not fazed by question marks

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Ron Burgundy is fazed by question marks.

5. John Suchet plays jazz trombone

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Ron Burgundy only plays jazz flute.

6. John Suchet's loud noises are superior

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That's right. He's better than Brick Tamland, too.

7. John Suchet is more refined

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His favourite way to relax is with "Beethoven in my ears, a glass of German Riesling, and the Times crossword."

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Ron Burgundy just loves Scotch.

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And milk. No-one ever said 'German Riesling was a bad choice.'

8. The hair. It's just better.

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When it comes down to it, John's confident, silky, wolf-like mane is the natural victor over Burgundy's harassed barnet.

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It might be salon quality, but it's just not Classic.

Stay Classic, John. Stay Classic.

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