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Would You Rather: Valentine's Day Fails Edition

🎶I have a singing telegram for Briana. 🎶

  1. 1. Would you rather eat...

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    A heart-shaped steak
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    A bad cake
  1. 2. Would you ratherhave to...

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  1. 3. Which embarrassing thing would you rather have sent to your office?

    Which embarrassing thing would you rather have sent to your office?

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3. Which embarrassing thing would you rather have sent to your office?
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    A teddy bear bigger than your desk
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    An overzealous singing telegram
  1. 4. Would you rather your date...

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  1. 5. Would you rather...

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  1. 6. Would you rather have your flowers...

    Would you rather have your flowers...

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  1. 7. Would you rather your secret admirer send you...

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  1. 8. Would you rather show up...

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  1. 9. Would you rather have your hidden gift...

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  1. 10. Would you rather receive...

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