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Design A Merkin And We'll Guess A Bullshit Thing A Guy Has Told You

"Honey, you should smile more."

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In case you didn't know, there is something called a merkin that exists in the world.

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According to the internet, merkins are basically pubic toupees.

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And in the music video for "Rotten Teeth" by HOLYCHILD and Kate Nash, there are pubic toupees a plenty!

Pink fluffy ones.

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Ones slaying under fishnet.

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And some cute lil' gals perfect for spring!

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The whole music video is brat pop perfection about gender-oriented pressure that humans feel on a daily basis.

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In celebration of Women's History Month, we made a short little lyric video for the song.

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And if you're feeling like being a a stylish social warrior, you can cop a HOLYCHILD bundle for $50. Every single penny earned from the bundles will be donated equally to Planned Parenthood and the ACLU.

The bundle includes:* 1 Tie Dye T-Shirt * 1 Denim Hat * 2 Pins
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The bundle includes:

* 1 Tie Dye T-Shirt

* 1 Denim Hat

* 2 Pins

Alright, how 'bout we design a merkin so we can guess some dumb shit a dude has told you.

  1. Pick a shape:
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    Triangle
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    Square
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    Circle
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    Star
  2. Pick a color:
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  3. Pick a material:
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    Fake hair
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    Cloth
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    Fake grass
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    Cotton balls
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  4. Wanna add some glitter? 
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    Yaasss
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    No way, too messy 
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    Just a light sprinkle<br>
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    My life is glitter
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  5. Any other accessories?
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    Flowers
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    Emojis
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    Letters
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    Pom-poms<br>
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See the full video and all its merkin beauty.

View this video on YouTube

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And if you're digging the HOLYCHILD vibes, listen to more on Spotify!

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