In case you didn't know, there is something called a merkin that exists in the world.
According to the internet, merkins are basically pubic toupees.
And in the music video for "Rotten Teeth" by HOLYCHILD and Kate Nash, there are pubic toupees a plenty!
Pink fluffy ones.
Ones slaying under fishnet.
And some cute lil' gals perfect for spring!
The whole music video is brat pop perfection about gender-oriented pressure that humans feel on a daily basis.
In celebration of Women's History Month, we made a short little lyric video for the song.
And if you're feeling like being a a stylish social warrior, you can cop a HOLYCHILD bundle for $50. Every single penny earned from the bundles will be donated equally to Planned Parenthood and the ACLU.
Alright, how 'bout we design a merkin so we can guess some dumb shit a dude has told you.
See the full video and all its merkin beauty.
