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You Won't BELIEVE Which Distance Upper You Are!!!!!

Number 69 Will SHOCK YOU!!!

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  1. What is your biggest pet peeve?

    Smart peopl
    scraping fork and knives together on a plate
    prepositions at the ends of sentences
    non-yuppies
    the bourgeoisie
    Losing in halo
    people who are dumber than I am. Also, people who are in any way better than I am. Basically, people.
    Nice try
    Jed
    ppl waking me up from sleep
    telling someone you're from somewhere and they're like omg my friend's dog's brother's chemistry teacher drove through there once
  2. Who is your favorite professional harpsichord player?

    Alan Cuckston
    Handel
    uhm
    newbould plays the harpsichord, right?
    Gustav Leonhard, for his proficiency not only in harpsichord, but also in the lesser-known claviorganum.
    Isolde Ahlgrimm, a pioneer in reviving the use of period instruments in the performance of Baroque music in the mid 1900s. She was also the first harpsichordist to perform and record the entire works of Bach for harpsichord.
    Idk mane
    Gavin Williamson
    Ray Manzarek
    Idk
    Newbould
  3. What is your favorite meme of all time?

    wot in (prep dehumanization)
    wot in (prep dehumanization)
    here come dat boi oh shit waddup
    here come dat boi oh shit waddup
    Interstellar docking scene
    Interstellar docking scene
    Yee https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
    Yee https:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
    bone app the teeth
    bone app the teeth
    "please clap"
    I make esoteric memes for myself
    I make esoteric memes for myself
    Always
    Always
    All Star
    All Star
    Student Athlete Meme
    Student Athlete Meme
    "that Osama bin Liftin one"
  4. What's your favorite ~obscure~ music genre?

    Mongolian throat singing rap
    Future house
    czech country rap
    Poorly remixed versions of "We Are Number One"
    r&b but that's not obscure
    nitendocore
    Joey Edell's music
    Post-rock
    brazilian jazz
    Canadian country-inspired satire
    Indie Folk
  5. How dead inside are you?

    On a scale of 1 to 10, of course.

    1: It's prep spring spring... how hard can it be?
    2: sadboi
    3: no more lucky charms in weth :'(
    4: I am a literal rock.
    5: friday night activities include lying on the floor of the academy center basement
    6: permanent hell week
    7: ohhhhhh boy
    8: my 333 is due tomorrow and I haven't started research
    9:
    9:
    10: Sonny Corleone (rip)
  6. What's your preferred item of athleisure apparel goods?

    Sweat pants (black)
    Sweat pants (black)
    My never-ending supply of Exeter sports socks
    My never-ending supply of Exeter sports socks
    naked
    naked
    ~headband~ so i don't look like as much like a bald british man
    ~headband~ so i don't look like as much like a bald british man
    Short shorts
    Short shorts
    leggings #basic4lyfe
    leggings #basic4lyfe
    bright pink calf sleeves
    bright pink calf sleeves
    Nike (???)
    Nike (???)
    boathouse
    boathouse
    offbrand crocs
    offbrand crocs
    tank tops
    tank tops
  7. Who do you identify with most from 1972 cinematic masterpiece The Godfather (Part I)?

    Michael
    Michael
    Mikey
    Mikey
    Sonny
    Sonny
    i have never seen this movie. however, my godfather's name is Lorne Craner.
    i have never seen this movie. however, my godfather's name is Lorne Craner.
    Khartoum
    Khartoum
    Never seen it
    you mean the trilogy?
    Tom Hagen
    Tom Hagen
    i've never watched it
    scarface
    scarface
    the godfather
    the godfather
  8. Who is your student athlete idol?

    Danny Diaz
    Garrett Pitt
    Garrett Pitt
    Atticus Stonestrom - He always reminds me that even if i take a wrong turn, things will be all right
    Atticus Stonestrom - He always reminds me that even if i take a wrong turn, things will be all right
    sonic the hedgehog
    sonic the hedgehog
    Holden Hammontree
    Holden Hammontree
    myself
    Brad Jacobs, skip of the 2014 Olympics Canadian curling team. At 31 years old, Brad is not a student. Some argue he is not an athlete, either.
    Brad Jacobs, skip of the 2014 Olympics Canadian curling team. At 31 years old, Brad is not a student. Some argue he is not an athlete, either.
    Grace Gray
    Grace Gray
    Zhu's haiku
    Zhu's haiku
    My idol is Vanessa-Mae, the youngest violinist to record Beethoveen and Tchaikovsky's violin concertos, at 13 years of age. She also represented Thailand, despite growing up in England, in Alpine Skiing in the 2014 Sochi Olympics, and finished 67th out of
    My idol is Vanessa-Mae, the youngest violinist to record Beethoveen and Tchaikovsky's violin concertos, at 13 years of age. She also represented Thailand, despite growing up in England, in Alpine Skiing in the 2014 Sochi Olympics, and finished 67th out of
    Atticus
    Atticus
  9. Where do you see yourself in 42.069 years?

    living in a mansion off the italian coast, leading a successful for-profit cult and narrowly dodging lawsuits.
    In a mirror
    I'm the Godfather
    chairman on the Scientology board
    The butler to Jiro Mizuno's Holy Britannian Empire
    going on a trip in my favorite rocket ship, zooming through the sky.
    living in a treehouse in the woods with my loyal shiba inu after retiring from my career as an astronaut
    A mirror
    retired?
    In Hawaii
    Dead
  10. What's your event of choice?

    230 m racewalk with a complimentary oxygen tank
    800
    Anything but the 800
    69m sprint
    getting dropped
    3k
    Walking recoveries
    The 0m "maybe next meet..."
    200
    4 x 200
    100m hurdles– obviously.
  11. What's your favorite movie quote?

    If you're a bird I'm a bird
    Honey, where is my supersuit?
    Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
    the entire script of inception
    "Why, there they are both, baked in that pie; Whereof their mother daintily hath fed, Eating the flesh that she herself hath bred. 'Tis true, 'tis true; witness my knife's sharp point." —Titus Andronicus
    "I want to be alone"
    "The geography that I stands compares you superior!" - Backstroke of the West
    "Well of course it is in your head Harry but that does not mean it isn't real"
    "You are already at full cock now"
    "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"
    "I'm like really really really *ridiculously* good looking" – Zoolander
  12. Newbould punches you. What do you do?

    cri
    Dance in circles because of how happy I am
    *lizard scream* and barely restrained impulse to kick back
    Embrace the pain and invoke Crom
    Spend 6 weeks laboring night and day to make a glorious meme filled game of newbould fighting bears with a trombone for a two week computer science project.
    cry
    cower
    Thank him
    I am unable to do anything at that point
    cry with joy because he paid attention to me.
    cry
  13. Has Billy the Goat ever appeared to you in a vision? If so, describe your experience in a short reflection.

    ***WATCH OUT FOR FALSE PROPHETS

    No
    never
    have not had billy the goat visions
    Yes. It was a warm summer night. I had been sleeping outside at the shrine for 7 weeks hoping for an appearance by Billy the Goat. Then, one night, at 4:20 am, there he was, in all his glory. He bestowed upon me the blessing of Southwestern Essence and di
    I dont have time for this
    No
    Billy the Goat // walked down the path // forgetting she was a leaf // can leaves walk? // if they have legs. // leggy leaves are trees // billy the tree // became a rock
    although I have tried // the billy that is the goat // has not been revealed
    It rocked
    no
    he came wearing a speedo and his legs were replaced by Garrett's
  14. What's your guilty pleasure?

    Peanut butter. Lots of peanut butter.
    getting ostracized
    Walking into the woods and screaming
    stalking people on social media
    Midnight snack
    crying
    Crushing my enemies
    eating in bed
    eating 1 lb bags of frozen mango in the bath
    Jolly ranchers
    300 hurdles
  15. You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot...

    shia labeouf.
    shia labeouf.
    The Gill Man
    The Gill Man
    Atticus
    Atticus
    A moving figure that turns out to have just been a falling leaf. But by the time I'm home, the story has turned into my near-abduction and brush with death.
    A moving figure that turns out to have just been a falling leaf. But by the time I'm home, the story has turned into my near-abduction and brush with death.
    a horse sized mallard
    a horse sized mallard
    Garrett Pitts massive thighs
    Garrett Pitts massive thighs
    multiple teenagers sitting on a rock
    multiple teenagers sitting on a rock
    5,000 chowchow puppies
    5,000 chowchow puppies
    Joe Walewski
    Joe Walewski
    The Gilman
    The Gilman
    a kitty cat
    a kitty cat
  16. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, John Phillips, Marie Curie, Edward Cullen, Steve Bannon, and Michael Cera ALL ask you to EP (swoon). Who do you pick and ~~wHy~??¿?

    Edward Cullen for that sweet sweet shiny bod
    Edward Cullen for that sweet sweet shiny bod
    Michael Cera (husband material, perfect body)
    Michael Cera (husband material, perfect body)
    Michael Cera cause he's cute
    Michael Cera cause he's cute
    Holden Hammontree
    Holden Hammontree
    Marx AND Engels because sharing is caring
    Marx AND Engels because sharing is caring
    no one because Id rather sleep
    no one because Id rather sleep
    vladimir lenin cuz i got some beef to settle #
    vladimir lenin cuz i got some beef to settle #"Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!"
    Vlad bc #powermovesonly (crushing the bourgeoisie by grinding them between the millstones of taxation and inflation is not a kiNk, oKAy???1!!!??!?)
    Vlad bc #powermovesonly (crushing the bourgeoisie by grinding them between the millstones of taxation and inflation is not a kiNk, oKAy???1!!!??!?)
    Lenin, because we won't have to RUSSIA there (it sounds like rush)
    Lenin, because we won't have to RUSSIA there (it sounds like rush)
    Turn them all down. No time for EP, the grind never stops
    Turn them all down. No time for EP, the grind never stops
    Who are these people?
    Who are these people?

You Won't BELIEVE Which Distance Upper You Are!!!!!

You got: Sara

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Sara
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You got: Anna

You love your dog, fancy olive oil, and talking shit.

Anna
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You got: Kate

You wouldn't even send us a bad picture ;,(

Kate
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You got: Cora

You bake bread to escape your responsibilities and making this quiz consumed way too much of your life and sanity.

Cora
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You got: Grayson

You probably hate us for doing this.

Grayson
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You got: Charlie

You're kind of oblivious and you're not even an upper... Why are you here again?

Charlie
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You got: Khanna

"No, you do this part. Just put whatever you want."

Khanna
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You got: Greg

Shitty photoshop. Memes. Comp sci. 800.

Greg
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You got: Jo

UNICYCLE GOD

Jo
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You got: Joey

You're not an upper, and you're technically not even on distance anymore, but we love you anyway. Especially Jo. Ask her to prom.

Joey
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You got: Alex

cultural insensitivity

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