1. Randy Johnson vs. Bird
If you have to be killed by a fastball, at least make it one of the fastest fast balls on earth. Probably the most dramatic bird-sports death in the history of media.
2. Minor League Pitcher vs. Seagull
Basically a repeat of the Randy Johnson moment, but minor league in every way - bigger bird, slower pitch. This one looks painful.
3. Lady Golfer vs. Seagull
This is just an embarrassing way to go on all counts. Your last memory is pasty white thighs, varicose veins and a flash of light.
4. Tennis Ball vs. Sparrow
Who said tennis players didn’t have a morbid sense of humor? The guy does improv in the middle of the match…(creepy)
5. Race Car vs. Rabbit
For some reason this is more disturbing then any of the ball related deaths - can anyone tell me why?
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