1. Your alarms always have motivational messages.
2. You'll do anything to save time, even if it means adopting high risk tactics.
3. You are an expert at multitasking.
4. And, of course, your breakfast is the breakfast of champions.
5. And your hyper-speed makeup looks like this (on a good day):
6. The fucked up thing is that, when you're already late, EVERYTHING CONSPIRES AGAINST YOU TO MAKE THINGS 1000% WORSE.
7. You arriving at a meeting.
8. And trying to pretend that everything is great.
9. Your reputation for being late is well known among your friends.
10. And all you can do is reply with cute little emojis and hope they forget about it.
11. The truth is, sometimes, you're not even late because you didn't wake up on time.
12. You leaving home.
13. And when you finally get to where you're supposed to be, your friends greet you like this.
14. You say that you won't be late next time.
15. But dreams only last so long. Tardiness is forever.
This post was translated from Portuguese.