1. HIT THAT GODDAMN BLUE MAGIC WITH A STICK.
2. USE IT TO JAZZ UP YOUR SOUPS
3. CURE TROLLFOOT for any foot or troll
4. LOCK THAT SHIT THE HELL UP IN A GODDAMN CAGE
5. GUZZLE THAT BEAUTY DOWN YOUR THROAT HOLE
6. HANG IT BY A STRING
7. GIVE THAT HARDWORKING CLEANER A DELICIOUS NICOTINE CIGARETTE STICK
8. Clean up your soiled undergarments after DISGUSTING INCIDENTS
9. RUB THE LOTION ON THAT BOTTLE OF BLUE HAPPINESS
10. 10. TUCK THAT SHIT THE HELL INTO BED it's been a big ole day for Mx. Windy.
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