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Writers: Self-isolation and social distancing are my whole thing, lol! Welcome to the club, everybody! Partners of writers: Celebrating your own farts again, dear?
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I’ve decided to start writing self-isolation haikus. Here’s the first one: “It’s Taco Tuesday!” But it’s not really Tuesday Time doesn’t matter #IsolationLife #isolationhaiku
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Trying to figure out how to increase my self-isolation since I'm a writer and that's pretty self-isolating as it is. (Also: huge introvert so I rarely leave the house on the best of days.) The goal now is to keep people from coming here. Tentative solution: taking up the banjo
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Reframing “self-isolation” as “at home writer’s residency.” Books, poems, tea, wine, chocolate, time. Lots and lots of time.
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All the writers in self-isolation heading to the massive to-read pile y’all mocked them for.
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healthy writers in self-isolation: now is our time. these next few months could mark the beginning of a new era in literature ! dystopian fiction? absolutely. sad boy poetry? give it to me. at dawn, we rise. send tweet.
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reading in quarantine
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Thinking about doing a piece on what it's like to be a writer during self-isolation; really think it will be full of fascinating insights nobody has already covered 3000 times
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Imagine: “Writers asked to advise on self-isolation techniques.” We’ve been nailing this shit for years. #totallyready
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been reading during quarantine and my mind feels so much more clear now
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: today in the midst of quarantine and completely out of fucks to give, i started writing the pilot for the most absurd animated idea in my notebook:
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writing during quarantine
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Can’t wait to see what future musical writers use to rhyme with quarantine, self-isolation, and face mask
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Self-Isolation Day #1: I’m going to get so much writing done. Self-Isolation Day #27: The cat needs clothes.