All Service Staff Have 100% Wanted To Say These 15 Things To Their Drunk Tables
Everyone just wants to get through a beautiful, sunny, drinking-day as easily as possible.
With the hot weather well on its way, the season of the boozy sesh is slowly dawning upon us.
But from someone who spent years waiting on tables during these seshes — I've got to say, it's not all fun and games.
To make sure everyone has a good time — including your waiter — here's a "what not to do" list that I recommend following.
When a host tells you there's a wait for a table, don't exclaim loudly, "What? A wait?? For a table????? That's ridiculous!"
When your waiter first comes over and asks, "How are you today?", don't respond with, "We just sat down — we'll need a minute."
When drinks are taking a while to get to your table, don't scoff and say, "How long does it take to pull a beer?"
When you bring your kids to a sesh, don't expect the waiter to babysit them.
When it's your birthday, don't start demanding freebies.
When your bartender tells you to have a glass of water, don't say "But WHY? I'm SOOOO sober!"
When you're having a great time telling your friends about your once-in-a-lifetime story, be aware of where you're standing.
When your food and drink arrive, don't all stare at the waiter blankly, — or worse, keep talking to each other.
When there's been a mistake with your order, don't be overly dramatic.
When a waiter drops something, don't all jump up excitedly and yell, "Taxi!"
When you've got a cute waiter or bartender — don't try and hit on them.
When the bill comes to your table of 10+ people, please don't try and pay separately.
And when the bill DOES come, don't complain and act shocked at the total.
When the place starts to close down, don't ask for another round — even if you promise that you'll be done in five minutes.
And finally, above everything else, just be a nice person.
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