19 Things Every Sports Hating Person Has Experienced In A Sports Loving Relationship
Especially when you're not that into it yourself.
You're constantly surprised by all the sport and competitions you never knew about.
And you're expected to follow all the competitions and know who to cheer for.
Your sleep schedule is fucked because you have to wake up early to watch British football.
You're ashamed to admit that many a night out you've ended up at the casino.
You're shocked to find out how much sports jerseys actually cost.
You know your partner's look of disgust well after you've asked them hundreds of inane questions.
Including the ones about their sporting history.
You're confused as to why athletes are suddenly ~celebrities.~
You find yourself at various sport matches for birthdays, Christmas and just for a ~fun Saturday~.
Your partner gets over-the-top excited when you mention you're taking up a sport.
And then they immediately ask if they can be the team coach.
You have to hide the fact that you're actually checking out the players by pretending to follow the game.
You suddenly become the den mother when all the sport fans come over to your house to watch ~the big game~.
And you get really good at having emergency consoling snacks on hand in case your partner's team loses.
You become a pro at exclaiming at the right moments, so you can pretend that you've been paying attention.
You're surprised, on the rare occasions, when you're following along and you actually understand what's happening.
And you've never seen more love in your partner's eyes than after you say, "Babe, wasn't that player offside?"
You have a mnemonic device to remember all your partner's favourite teams.
And finally, you can't help but be happy when their team wins because they're so happy and cute when they're doing celebratory dances.
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