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    Answer these questions and I'll assign you a Sun front page title

    Desperate times call for desperate measures and today, luv, you're getting a spot in the Sun. Capital S. After researching for this quiz I am now convinced that Essex is the Florida of England.

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    CW: drugs, sex (referenced)