1. This mug. etsy.com / Via PrintPunch.etsy.com Subtly salute the person who inspires you most, ala Matthew McConaughey. 2. This watercolor painting. etsy.com / Via ohgoshCindy.etsy.com Or just go all out and hang this in your living room. 3. This sweatshirt. etsy.com / Via StaticShirts.etsy.com Because honesty is always a good policy. 4. This illustration. etsy.com / Via roaringsoftly.etsy.com Because Mindy can date (and cast) who ever she wants to. 5. This cameo necklace. etsy.com / Via LostAtSeaAccessories.etsy.com Much like Mindy herself, this necklace "may have very slight flaws, but nothing that would hinder the beauty of the product," according to the description. 6. This coloring book. etsy.com / Via TeamArt.etsy.com Also features all your lady heroes: Amy Poehler, Aubrey Plaza, Betty White, Carrie Brownstein, Ellie Kemper, Kristin Wiig, Kristen Schaal, Lena Dunham, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy, Rebel Wilson, Tina Fey, and Zooey Deschanel. 7. This button. etsy.com / Via paperchat.etsy.com Or request a customized button with your own warrior name. Adele Bánh Tráng, anyone? 8. These earrings. etsy.com / Via ODarlingDesigns.etsy.com Also available in Leslie Knope. 9. This card. etsy.com / Via RainyDayCraftParty.etsy.com For the Danny Castellano in your life. 10. Or this one. etsy.com / Via SheDoodled.etsy.com The description of this card doubles as a TV critic: "She is three-dimensional against a bright pink background, surrounded by sparkling gold glitter." 11. This portrait. etsy.com / Via LoverlyPhotos.etsy.com Because waiting until April 1st is literally the worst.