Fran Stalinoskovichdavidovitschky ( I practiced saying that that for about a week) from Dodgeball. The hair took me AGES to take out but totally worth it for the laughs!
I never understood the hype behind Breaking Bad. It went SO slow, I didn’t feel like there was that much tension, just kinda bleakness, and by the time I got to the whole ‘body in bathtub mixed with acid’ scene I was out. Not a fan.
My Dad kicked us out of our own wedding reception at 3am. After having every intention of a romantic first night of marriage we got back to our cottage to a bottle of champagne and tried to deal with both of our intoxicated states. While I tried to make a cheese toastie, new husband…Â
Only a small group of my friends clapped and laughed at my jokes when I made my speech at the reception, the room besides about 10 people was otherwise completely silent. SO awkward.
Turns out the brides sister had some serious jealousy issues and had told everyone she knew that…Â
'It'll happen when you least expect it.'
Cue all my single friends ready to strangle me but it's TRUE dammit! Not just in relationships but in life - that job, that awesome house, that show on Netflix - and yes, that special someone - you won't even be thinking about it or bothering…Â
DEFINITELY Pepperjack Shiraz from Saltram in the Barossa. It's like my go-to 'I know good wine' wine. And it's decent value at around $20-25 a bottle at Dans. Get it in and around your mouth now!
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