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    6 Things Not To Do On Valentine's Day

    It's soon Valentine's Day ... Date feared by all couples! The lazy, the fear of doing something wrong and the lack of preparation invaded you ... I understand you know I understand ... So! To save yourself so much trouble, I create this article to help you! Enjoy You must follow to the letter these tips if you intend to spend a good evening and do not annihilate your chances of concluding tonight ... I have concocted a fabulous list of the 5 things not to do for Valentine's Day

    1. Do not go out to eat somewhere! Especially not ... What idea ?!

    2. Offer chocolates. No!

    3. Do not go see Fifty Shades of Grey. Do not even think about it. Just don’t.

    4. In the same logic, forget the match PSG-FC BARCELONA! Do not talk about it. EXCEPT if your partner is a devoted football fan of course! ;)

    5. Do not forget to have sex! This is probably your best opportunity if your partner is a little tired lately and she (or he) is neglecting you ...!

    6. BUT, do not forget to protect yourself, to create a child on a whim has never been a good idea