1. A USA-made borosilicate glass peach pipe that comes in three colors so you can get stoned on stone-fruit. (Badum-tsss)
Get it from Glassy for $38 (available in three colors).
2. A rose quartz pipe hand cut from 100% natural stones in the USA, so you can fill your heart chakra and feel good about your pipe, all at once.
Available in a number of crystals, including amazonite, black obsidian, and amethyst.
Get it for $59 from Elevate Jane.
3. A handblown borosilicate glass disc pipe that's pretty enough to use as a vase when mom comes over.
Available in too many colors to count.
Get it from Laundry Day for $60.
4. A ceramic cow skull pipe that looks more like an art piece than a pipe.
Get it from FajniFajky on Etsy for $21.99.
5. A handmade ceramic floral pipe that looks like it came straight from Anthropologie.
Also available as a succulent.
Get it from Wandering Bud on Etsy for $148.
6. A ceramic pipe so cute it looks like it came straight out of your DREAMS.
7. A glass banana pipe that looks more like a pop art piece, AND gives 10% back on all purchases to the ACLU.
Get it from Glassy for $38.
8. A black and 22K gold flecked one hitter for keeping it classy on the go.
Get it from Elevate Jane for $35.
9. A glass avocado pipe with extra grip for easier handling, for the Californian in your life.
Also available in carrot, ice cream, chili pepper, and banana variations.
Get it from Elevate Jane for $79.
10. A ceramic apple that looks more like a fancy objet than a pipe.
11. A handmade ceramic pipe that doubles as a feminist symbol.
Available with brown or blue specks.
Get it from Caitlin Rose Sweet for $75.
12. A music note glass pipe for the music enthusiast who wants to start or end their day on a (high) note.
Get it from Elevate Jane for $79.
13. Some made-to-order ceramic pipes that are coated in 22K gold and come in three sizes.
Get it from Stonedware for $120 and up.
14. Or these handmade ceramic semi-glazed pipes that are the perfect California desert aesthetic.
Get it from Stonedware for $80 and up.
15. A handblown glass pipe that'll turn heads and have people asking where you got such a beautiful piece.
Get one from Laundry Day for $44.
16. Some handmade speckled one hitters if you need something to fit in your pocket.
17. A ceramic pipe that could double as a bookend in a pinch.
Get it from Allume for $58.85.
18. A seashell pipe for the person who dabbles as a mer.
Get it from Elevate Jane for $49.
19. A classy ceramic accessory for the most elevated experience around.
They come in two colorways, three variations, and three price points.
Get 'em from Summerland for $220 and up.
20. A carved pipe with a lid so you can pack and go, without having to fumble with your flower later on.
Made in the USA!
Get it from Elevate Jane for $85.
21. A 3-D printed, stainless steel two-hitter with the phrase, "you light me up" for the light of your life.
22. A minimalist, clear glass water pipe made out of medical grade borosilicate glass, that comes with it's own collector's case.
Get it from Higher Standards for $160.
23. A set of six borosilicate glass tips so your sensitive fingies don't get burned.
Get the set of six from Higher Standards for $16.