1. Yummy herbal tea.
I don’t know about y’all, but drinking a cup of horny goat weed always is the highlight of my day.
2. More yummy herbal tea.
I swear they have a cure for everything at the Chinese grocery store.
Because going to Lowe’s and Home Depot is a waste of your time.
4. Box cutters.
Box cutters deserve cute packaging too!
5. Noodle machine.
There’s nothing worse in this world than eating stale noodles, I tell ya.
6. Eagle statue.
7. Chicken feet.
The worst part of this picture are the chicken’s toenails. (Sorry if that ruined your appetite.)
No trip to the Chinese grocery store is ever complete without an intense inner debate about whether or not to buy one of these fellas.
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival has turned into a total shitshow. "I think the festival took on a life of its own," the event's co-founder said 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- We found an average of about one false statement per day from Trump and his aides throughout the president's first 100 days in office 💯
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏