1. Yummy herbal tea.
I don’t know about y’all, but drinking a cup of horny goat weed always is the highlight of my day.
2. More yummy herbal tea.
I swear they have a cure for everything at the Chinese grocery store.
Because going to Lowe’s and Home Depot is a waste of your time.
4. Box cutters.
Box cutters deserve cute packaging too!
5. Noodle machine.
There’s nothing worse in this world than eating stale noodles, I tell ya.
6. Eagle statue.
7. Chicken feet.
The worst part of this picture are the chicken’s toenails. (Sorry if that ruined your appetite.)
No trip to the Chinese grocery store is ever complete without an intense inner debate about whether or not to buy one of these fellas.
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