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11 Things You Should Know About The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cruiser

THIS IS MAJOR.

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1. There’s a self-leveling bowl for easy eating while you ride.

This changes everything.

2. The spill shield technology eliminates mess.

You'll never cry over spilled milk AGAIN.

3. It reaches a maximum speed of 10 miles per hour.

GODSPEED, YOUNG CEREAL EATER.

4. The bowl holds one serving of delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

But clearly, it's refillable. No one's trying to limit you here.

5. It goes backward and forward.

But if you're going backward, please wear a helmet on every part of your body. Every part.

6. It features a convenient spoon holder.

Because your hands are filled with other millennial accoutrement.

7. The kiosk dispenses mini boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Basically a magic cereal machine on wheels.

8. The touchscreen lets people choose their preferred milk selection.

This. Is. Next. LEVEL!!!

9. The batteries are UL-certified to prevent explosions.

There is no joke here. The idea of a hoverboard exploding is scary.

10. And there are two hours of battery life.

Ride off into the cinnamon swirl sunset, my friend.

11. You’ll never have to choose between being on time and eating breakfast again!

This is breakfast in the fast lane. Watch it in action below!

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All illustrations by Lyla Ribot / © BuzzFeed